tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88021116405168608572011-11-28T01:53:02.551+02:00Bog plin de poze hazlii si filmulete haioase...stiutotnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1501100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-88137731335787513032009-05-02T13:51:00.002+03:002009-05-02T13:51:32.148+03:00Bunico, nu mi-ai vazut o cutie de pastile pe care scria Ecstasy?<br />- Da-le dracu' de pastile, tu ai vazut dragonul din bucatarie?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8813773133578751303?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-56296660888580963532009-04-06T12:11:00.001+03:002009-04-06T12:12:02.827+03:00Intuitia este o calitate a femeii care o ajuta sa-si contrazica barbatul inainte ca acesta sa apuce sa deschida gura.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-5629666088858096353?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-90748554521246917042009-04-06T12:10:00.004+03:002009-04-06T12:11:11.228+03:00El si ea la restaurant..<br />Ea, sorbind dintr-un pahar de vin:<br />- Sa stii ca nu poate fi vorba de sex inainte de casatorie.<br />- Atunci suna-ma dupa ce te casatoresti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-9074855452124691704?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-44764770086663584202009-04-06T12:10:00.002+03:002009-04-06T12:10:20.105+03:00Maria: Ioane, cum se zice corect, funicular sau furnicular?<br />Ion : La ce?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4476477008666358420?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-85744192687556169252009-04-06T12:08:00.001+03:002009-04-06T12:09:38.269+03:00Un barbat merge la psihiatru:<br />- Doctore, sotia mea e infidela. În fiecare seara merge la barul pescarilor si agata barbati. Chiar mai rau, se culca cu oricine o întreaba!<br />- Înnebunesc! Ce crezi ca ar trebui sa fac?<br />Doctorul raspunde:<br />- Relaxeaza-te, respira adânc si încearca sa te calmezi. Acum spune-mi, unde mai precis este barul acesta?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8574419268755616925?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-69389750386917731922009-04-06T11:56:00.002+03:002009-04-06T11:56:56.620+03:00O fetita se uita pe gaura cheii in camera parintilor.<br />La un moment dat exclama: "Si cand te gandesti ca pe mine vor sa ma duca la psihiatru pentru ca-mi sug degetul!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6938975038691773192?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-34484244596881992752009-04-06T11:49:00.007+03:002009-04-06T11:53:52.533+03:00Un oltean si un ardelean erau intr-un tren.<br />Olteanul: M-a facut muica oltean, maaa!<br />Ardeleanul: No, iart-o !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-3448424459688199275?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-9182136806681853112009-04-06T11:49:00.006+03:002009-04-06T11:53:06.126+03:00Mama gravida isi intreaba copilul de 5 anisori:<br />- Ce vrei sa iti aduca barza, un fratior sau o surioara?<br />- Mamico, daca nu te doare prea tare pasarica as dori un calut de lemn...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-918213680668185311?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-74038018665207575132009-04-06T11:46:00.003+03:002009-04-06T11:53:52.533+03:00- Unde-ai fost, fa?<br />- La servici.<br />- Fa, te rup! Pana la ora asta, la servici?<br />- Taci, omule, c-am luat salariul si am fost la piata, la cumparaturi.<br />- Si ce ai cumparat, fa?<br />- Ete asta am cumparat, zice tiganca si ii arata o lingura de lemn.<br />- Auzi, fa, fir-ai a dracu', noi n-avem bani de-o tuica si tu cumperi mobila de bucatarie?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7403801866520757513?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-81071274277453097912009-03-18T12:40:00.002+02:002009-03-18T12:40:52.487+02:00Ce spune o blonda care este in varful carierei sale profesionale?<br />- "Bine ati venit la McDonald's!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8107127427745309791?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-49198473821923579132009-03-18T12:39:00.004+02:002009-03-18T12:40:18.712+02:00Care este diferenta dintre blonde si VERBE?<br />VERBELE pot fi si neregulate!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4919847382192357913?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-42823592977628571622009-03-18T12:39:00.002+02:002009-03-18T12:39:48.420+02:00Doua blonde la dus:<br />- Da-mi, te rog, samponul tau!<br />- Dar ai unul langa tine...<br />- Stiu, dar asta e pentru par uscat si eu am parul ud!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4282359297762857162?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-9290942785444449572009-03-18T12:38:00.004+02:002009-03-18T12:39:15.348+02:00O blonda o intreaba pe alta:<br />-Draga, ai folosit vreodata vibratorul?<br />-Nu!<br />-Nici sa nu-l folosesti ca eu aseara mi-am spart 2 dinti !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-929094278544444957?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-14652501704766153182009-03-18T12:38:00.002+02:002009-03-18T12:38:37.241+02:00Doua blonde se intalnesc.<br />-Auzi draga, am si eu un dubiu: Cum se zice corect Iran sau Irak?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-1465250170476615318?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-74331531564352966092009-03-18T12:37:00.001+02:002009-03-18T12:38:14.197+02:00- Ce o impiedica pe o blonda sa faca facultate?<br />Raspuns: - Liceul.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7433153156435296609?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-87738819796399397532009-03-18T12:36:00.002+02:002009-03-18T12:37:45.251+02:004 blonde stau sub o umbrela mica, dar nici una nu se uda.<br />De ce?<br />...<br />Nu ploua!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8773881979639939753?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-87942420646579788002009-02-20T15:44:00.002+02:002009-02-20T15:47:59.788+02:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Un tip era somer. Vede un anunt in ziar ca Gradina Zoologica din Baneasa cauta un ingrijitor.Se prezinta si directorul ii spune:<br />-Uite domnule cum sta treaba, noua ne-a murit gorila si era un punct de atractie pentru copii. Pana facem rost de alta, avem nevoie de un om sa se imbrace in pielea ei si sa se plimbe prin cusca. Ce zici? Te platesc bine.<br />Tipul accepta si totul e ok.<br />Dupa o saptamana il cheama directorul si-i spune.<br />-Daca te urci pe cusca, te cateri si sari prin copaci iti dublez salariul.<br />Se apuca tipul si incepe sa se agite, sa se catere, sa sara prin copaci si la un moment dat se rupe o craca si cade in cusca leului. O rupe la fuga strigand ca disperatul: ajutor, ajutor!!!<br />Leul dupa el:<br />-Taci dracului si nu mai zbiera asa ca ne concediaza pe amandoi...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8794242064657978800?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-28131825858551677012009-02-10T15:35:00.003+02:002009-02-10T15:37:31.109+02:00Papuci...<br />Astia sunt papucii sefului fara doar si poate. Numai el poate sa dea suturi sa s-o bage in acelasi timp.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SZGCnWGiZHI/AAAAAAAAA6A/lzKOzsJIKn8/s1600-h/boss.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SZGCnWGiZHI/AAAAAAAAA6A/lzKOzsJIKn8/s400/boss.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301161848851293298" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-2813182585855167701?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-87086950401788577102009-02-10T15:32:00.002+02:002009-02-10T15:32:27.307+02:00- John!<br />- Da, sir!<br />- Unde este cainele?<br />- Facea politica si l-am impuscat!<br />- Cum ti-ai dat tu seama ca facea politica?<br />- Manca rahat in gradina.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8708695040178857710?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-8717856472211852852009-02-10T15:31:00.003+02:002009-02-10T15:33:24.746+02:00- O trupa de politisti se aduna in jurul sefului.<br />- Atentiune! zice sefu`, incepem operatiunea! Porniviti-va ceasurile :<br />E 11:48. Pentru cei care au afisaj digital: betisor, betisor, scaunel, om de zapada...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-871785647221185285?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-3674485092447869892009-02-10T15:30:00.002+02:002009-02-10T15:30:49.540+02:00- Mai copile, se plange maica-ta ca vorbeste cu tine si tu n-o asculti.<br />- Pai sa vezi, taticule...<br />- Lasa scuzele! Spune-mi cum de reusesti?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-367448509244786989?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-6148862337117604822009-02-10T15:29:00.002+02:002009-02-10T15:29:58.012+02:00-In 1939 un ofiter SS alerga un polonez pe strazile Varsoviei ; <br />Polonezul fuge cat poate dar ofiterul german nu se lasa, într-un final, polonezul e incoltit.<br />Ofiterul indreapta arma catre el si cand sa traga se aude o voce din cer:<br />- "Nu trage! Caci el va fi viitorul papa!"<br />Ofiterul (oprindu-se):<br />- "Si eu?".<br />Vocea:<br />- "Si tu"..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-614886233711760482?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-1957876806560637532009-02-10T15:25:00.001+02:002009-02-10T15:26:36.173+02:00Ion si Maria in pat:<br />-Ioane dormi?<br />-Nu.<br />-Ma iubesti?<br />-Dorm<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-195787680656063753?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-20127838780363437102009-01-21T17:05:00.001+02:002009-01-21T17:07:05.079+02:00Un tip merge pe autostrada 57 cu masina si asculta radioul.<br />La un moment dat, la radio, crainica anunta:<br />- Pe autostrada 57, un nebun merge pe contrasens.<br />Tipul foarte enervat:- Nu unul, sute, sute !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-2012783878036343710?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-67310715539343684682009-01-21T17:04:00.002+02:002009-02-10T15:33:00.842+02:00Bancul preferat de scotieni are legatura cu moartea.<br />"Vreau sa mor linistit, in timp ce dorm, la fel ca bunicul meu. Nu tipand de groaza ca pasagerii lui".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6731071553934368468?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-4649080740474589332009-01-21T17:03:00.002+02:002009-01-21T17:04:22.090+02:00Daca cineva ride ? rizi cu el impreuna!<br />Daca cineva cinta ? cinta cu el impreuna!<br />Daca cineva lucreaza - ...lasa-l sa lucreze!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-464908074047458933?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-25786565933209591232009-01-21T17:03:00.001+02:002009-01-21T17:04:34.105+02:00Daca cineva ride ? rizi cu el impreuna!<br />Daca cineva cinta ? cinta cu el impreuna!<br />Daca cineva lucreaza - ...lasa-l sa lucreze!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-2578656593320959123?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-92273826418964112009-01-21T17:01:00.001+02:002009-01-21T17:03:01.536+02:00Doi prieteni, Mihai si Cristi se intilnesc pe strada. Mihai il vede pe Cristi ca e cam abatut si-l intreaba:<br />-De ce esti asa suparat?<br />C: Uite ma eu brunet , nevasta-mea bruneta, copilul roscat...<br />M: Pai de cite ori faceti dragoste pe saptamina?<br />C: Niciodata.<br />M: Pe luna?<br />C: Da din cap negativ.<br />M: Pe an?<br />C: Iar da din cap negativ.<br />M: .....Pai vezi, rugina...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-9227382641896411?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-90702483818947641202009-01-21T16:57:00.003+02:002009-01-21T17:01:09.765+02:00Presedintii Americani<br />Super tare colajul, ultimul presedinte este si cel mai fotogenic,dupa cum se vede.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SXc4GT7IMEI/AAAAAAAAAx8/GZEyne-EUSk/s1600-h/presidents.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 325px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SXc4GT7IMEI/AAAAAAAAAx8/GZEyne-EUSk/s400/presidents.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293761568075952194" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-9070248381894764120?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-49406148862147942592009-01-20T15:42:00.002+02:002009-01-20T15:44:18.848+02:00Este mai bine sa taci si sa dai impresia ca esti prost, decat sa vorbesti si sa inlaturi orice dubiu."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4940614886214794259?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-91059286514705937212009-01-20T15:41:00.002+02:002009-01-20T15:41:56.103+02:00Ion si Maria la maternitate:<br />- No Marie, ce avem?<br />- Baiat.<br />- No, .......si cu cine seamana?<br />- ... Degeaba-ti spun, ca nu-l cunosti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-9105928651470593721?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-19406723153305128882009-01-20T15:38:00.004+02:002009-01-20T15:41:10.840+02:00La un concurs de parasutisti intr-o unitate militara, Bula trebuia sa faca saltul cu parasuta, la aterizare sa ia bicicleta, dupa care cros de 15Km...<br />Se urca Bula in avion, ajunge in zona de parasutare, sare si trage de comanda.... nu se deschide! Mai trage o data... nimic (futui)... trage comanda de la parasuta de siguranta.. tot nimic (baga-mi-as)... mai trage o data... nimic... dupa care zice:<br />- Parca vad ca si bicicleta e stricata...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-1940672315330512888?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-39976741675329052552009-01-20T15:35:00.002+02:002009-01-20T15:38:32.655+02:00Daca intr-o zi te simti inutil si deprimat, consoleaza-te cu gandul ca odata ai fost spermatozoidul cel mai rapid dintre toti.<br /><br />Daca femeia ar fi buna , si Dumnezeu ar avea una...<br /><br />- Serviti mormoloci in acest restaurant?<br />- Servim pe oricine! Luati loc!<br /><br />- Care este deosebirea dintre un elvetian bogat si unul sarac?<br />- Cel sarac isi conduce singur Mercedesul.<br /><br />- Prin ce se deosebeste un om de o camila?<br />- Camila poate sa lucreze o saptamina fara sa bea, iar omul poate sa bea o saptamina fara sa lucreze...<br /><br />- Care este asemanarea dintre chelie si prostie ?<br />- Daca sunt prea mari, nu pot fi acoperite...<br /><br />- Care este diferenta dintre un psihopat si un nevropat?<br />- Psihopatul crede ca 1+1=3; nevropatul stie ca 1+1=2, dar asta il enerveaza.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-3997674167532905255?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-85565383405926433572009-01-19T15:16:00.001+02:002009-01-19T15:17:56.306+02:00Criza la Rusi...<br />No comment.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SXR9Tc8YxmI/AAAAAAAAAvY/H-ub6YTdYyQ/s1600-h/svaty_voloda.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SXR9Tc8YxmI/AAAAAAAAAvY/H-ub6YTdYyQ/s400/svaty_voloda.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292993235207636578" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8556538340592643357?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-55381820553986396792009-01-08T11:35:00.002+02:002009-01-08T11:39:46.401+02:00Cum iti dai seama ca esti roman ??<br /> - tot ce mananci are gust de ceapa si usturoi<br />- incerci sa reciclezi ambalajele de la flori, hartia de la cadouri si, bineinteles, folia de aluminiu<br />- stai linga cele mai mari doua valize din aeroport<br />- ajungi la petreceri cu una - doua ore intirziere si ti se pare foarte normal<br />- dupa ce mergi la cineva in vizita, la plecare mai stai o ora in fata usii la povesti<br />- parintii tai nu arunca niciodata nimic si daca reusesti sa arunci ceva la gunoi apare in mod misterios inapoi<br />- ai perdele de dantela<br />- ai fata de masa din macrame<br />- ai covoare care acopera fiecare centimetru din casa ta<br />- ai sau ai avut covoare pe pereti<br />- mama ta iti spune ca esti slab chiar daca ai 110 kg<br />- ai draperii macar la o usa din casa<br />- mama ta recicleaza paharele de plastic, farfuriile din carton si pungile de la sandwichuri, spalandu-le<br />- ai fata de masa din vinyl pe masa din bucatarie<br />- folosesti sacosele primite la cumparaturi pe post de pungi de gunoi<br />- raftul tau din bucatarie este plin de borcane de gem, varietati de recipiente de plastic si sticla<br />- parintii te striga cu diminutive animale cind ii enervezi<br />- nu poti pleca in calatorii decit daca te conduc macar 5 persoane la autobuz, tren sau aeroport<br />- suni interurban numai dupa ora 11 PM<br />- parintii te suna si intreaba daca ai mincat, chiar daca e miezul noptii<br />- parintii tai nu realizeaza ca tehnologia s-a imbunatati si atunci cind suna in strainatate inca urla la telefon<br />- ai cuverturi uzate pe canapea doar ca sa nu se murdareasca tapiteria<br />- nu cunosti mai mult de jumatate din invitatii de la nunta ta<br />- ai vazut pamintul din interiorul unui WC din tren, in> mers.<br />- copilul tau poarta caciulita si 3 pulovere in septembrie desi sint 25 de grade afara<br />- porti palton din septembrie pina in mai<br />- daca vezi pe cineva in pantaloni scurti in decembrie zici ca e nebun, desi sint 20 grade afara<br />- crezi ca "urda", "mamaliga", "parizer", telemea", "zacusca" sint feluri internationale de mincare<br />- cind vin straini la tine in vizita te distrezi dindu-le cea mai tare tuica din casa ...si cind reusesc sa bea un pahar le mai torni...<br />- cind ai musafiri si ii intrebi daca servesc ceva si ei spun ca NU" la tine inseamna<br /> ca "DA"...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-5538182055398639679?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-61082296769727424132009-01-07T16:25:00.002+02:002009-01-07T16:36:15.621+02:00Zoo...<br />Asta da placeri animalice. Super banner, idee misto.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWS81mdpvkI/AAAAAAAAAnM/nBy6gety1fk/s1600-h/zoo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWS81mdpvkI/AAAAAAAAAnM/nBy6gety1fk/s400/zoo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288559491483811394" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6108229676972742413?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-72664238828534944002009-01-07T16:23:00.002+02:002009-01-07T16:25:37.318+02:00Ce valoare...<br />No comment.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWS7C24ULBI/AAAAAAAAAnE/pih2ppYyosE/s1600-h/untitled2.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWS7C24ULBI/AAAAAAAAAnE/pih2ppYyosE/s400/untitled2.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288557520205655058" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7266423882853494400?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-55377751857145392002009-01-06T14:47:00.001+02:002009-01-06T14:48:55.353+02:00Regele...<br />No comment.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWNS_BH8xKI/AAAAAAAAAj0/VmJrenwFmik/s1600-h/untitled8.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWNS_BH8xKI/AAAAAAAAAj0/VmJrenwFmik/s400/untitled8.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288161630050108578" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-5537775185714539200?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-30807875060349268292009-01-06T14:43:00.002+02:002009-01-06T14:46:59.440+02:00Haiducul cel Prost...<br />Si ce haiduc are calculator, fes cu 'nike', ochelari negri. Daca prostia ar durea probabil ca poza ar arata alfel.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWNSRJ9-cuI/AAAAAAAAAjs/_BIz32Yt31Y/s1600-h/untitled11.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWNSRJ9-cuI/AAAAAAAAAjs/_BIz32Yt31Y/s400/untitled11.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288160842150212322" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-3080787506034926829?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-86174735098182410052009-01-06T14:33:00.003+02:002009-01-06T14:37:04.869+02:00Cu greutate....<br />Asa valoare nu cred ca mai intilniti. Si ea il iubeste, si se vede asta din prima. Pretiosul personaj se vede ca sta intr-un palat. Canapea de aur perdea de argint, vai cit pot unii sa fie de debitoci.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWNPqVJ4rRI/AAAAAAAAAjk/cjNYTZYfG20/s1600-h/untitled1.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWNPqVJ4rRI/AAAAAAAAAjk/cjNYTZYfG20/s400/untitled1.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288157976114801938" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8617473509818241005?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-7239053581229946442009-01-06T14:27:00.006+02:002009-01-06T14:37:37.361+02:00Poza de Familie...<br />Daca pomintul este inghetat dece sa nu facem o poza. Frumosi suntem, educati, frumos imbracati, poza ne trebuia. Ce treaba mai avem.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWNOhscmsHI/AAAAAAAAAjc/s4OQoTlnI-Y/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SWNOhscmsHI/AAAAAAAAAjc/s4OQoTlnI-Y/s400/untitled.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288156728236879986" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-723905358122994644?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-34083909790705521372009-01-06T14:20:00.003+02:002009-01-06T14:22:48.105+02:00Fetele in ziua de azi in liceu invata doar 2 litere si 2 cifre A 4 si X 5.<br />Iincepand cu facultatea invata inca 2 cifre si o litera q 7 si X 6.<br />Din cauza crizei financiare incepand cu anul universitar 2009-2010 se va schimba programa la facultati si se vor invata 4 litere. R A T B !....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-3408390979070552137?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-70988728932095190252008-12-30T10:39:00.002+02:002008-12-30T10:41:34.838+02:00Manelele...<br />Ce parere aveti despre fraierul din imagine. Atit poate atit arata. Sau poate are simtul umorului foarte dezvoltat!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVneUbDHoYI/AAAAAAAAAjU/AHamVqIwRFI/s1600-h/manele.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 355px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVneUbDHoYI/AAAAAAAAAjU/AHamVqIwRFI/s400/manele.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285500080135577986" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7098872893209519025?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-72263706522270687482008-12-29T14:05:00.003+02:002008-12-29T14:07:22.910+02:00Dezaxat...<br />Ce vrei...iata ca sunt dezaxati in toate tarile.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi9EbDakNI/AAAAAAAAAik/Hp8M5LpVoWE/s1600-h/rubnose1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi9EbDakNI/AAAAAAAAAik/Hp8M5LpVoWE/s400/rubnose1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285182046398484690" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7226370652227068748?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-9235931483996920722008-12-29T14:03:00.002+02:002008-12-29T14:04:39.883+02:00Dirty Jobs...<br />Asta cu siguranta ca este unul dintre cele mai nasoale job-uri de pe pamint. Oare are si o lanterna cu el?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi8gOjneEI/AAAAAAAAAic/0531TEJPyO8/s1600-h/cur.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi8gOjneEI/AAAAAAAAAic/0531TEJPyO8/s400/cur.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285181424568596546" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-923593148399692072?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-88378168197817036662008-12-29T14:01:00.001+02:002008-12-29T14:02:13.344+02:00No Comment...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi8MBI-iQI/AAAAAAAAAiU/wvz1W6mEqaM/s1600-h/idiot.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi8MBI-iQI/AAAAAAAAAiU/wvz1W6mEqaM/s400/idiot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285181077369817346" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8837816819781703666?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-80621650103522536872008-12-29T13:59:00.002+02:002008-12-29T14:01:09.179+02:00Ultimul Strajer...<br />Daca asa arata ultimul strajer si in 1916 nu e de mirare ca am ajuns unde am ajuns.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi7rY9BO1I/AAAAAAAAAiM/4Fa_Da6mg90/s1600-h/strajer.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi7rY9BO1I/AAAAAAAAAiM/4Fa_Da6mg90/s400/strajer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285180516826430290" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8062165010352253687?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-13261361053610541962008-12-29T13:55:00.002+02:002008-12-29T13:58:08.227+02:00Idioti...<br />La ce poti sa te astepti de la niste politicieni idioti. Ei isi imagineaza, vad multe lucruri care din fericire pentru noi nu se pot intimpla. Doamne pina unde merge prostia la romani.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi62wCH6aI/AAAAAAAAAiE/yQHD3HXgDSA/s1600-h/idioti.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi62wCH6aI/AAAAAAAAAiE/yQHD3HXgDSA/s400/idioti.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285179612488788386" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-1326136105361054196?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-73973888647287813052008-12-29T13:47:00.002+02:002008-12-29T13:52:57.674+02:00Chelie...<br />Am revenit cu inca o poza hazlie din seria cheliosi frustrati din lumea intreaga. Am mai pus una in luna noiembrie.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi5bTJSstI/AAAAAAAAAh8/b97L5XodgoQ/s1600-h/chelie3.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SVi5bTJSstI/AAAAAAAAAh8/b97L5XodgoQ/s400/chelie3.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285178041366131410" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7397388864728781305?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-25768670912296411722008-12-24T17:13:00.001+02:002008-12-24T17:14:35.858+02:00<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/noe3kR8KqJc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/noe3kR8KqJc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-2576867091229641172?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-57368033946562524702008-12-22T11:56:00.002+02:002008-12-22T11:58:18.044+02:00Telefonul cu jocuri<br />Telefonul cu jocuri clasice de colectie trebuia sa spuna de la inceput. Rar mai intilnesti asa calitate.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SU9kbc40oDI/AAAAAAAAAeM/ExQFdhvHRBM/s1600-h/tel_jocuri.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 385px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SU9kbc40oDI/AAAAAAAAAeM/ExQFdhvHRBM/s400/tel_jocuri.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282551310702649394" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-5736803394656252470?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-10187033213289470642008-12-22T11:53:00.003+02:002008-12-22T11:56:22.219+02:00Telefonul cu vibratii<br />Dupa cum se vede are mai multe componente detasabile care pot fi folosite individual. Pentru doamne exista si manulalul de asamblare la loc a telefonului.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SU9jvxptc5I/AAAAAAAAAeE/rrI5QZc5hNY/s1600-h/cam_vibratii.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SU9jvxptc5I/AAAAAAAAAeE/rrI5QZc5hNY/s400/cam_vibratii.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282550560362165138" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-1018703321328947064?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-61776044404849944922008-12-22T11:14:00.005+02:002008-12-22T11:52:52.739+02:00Telefonul cu camera.<br />Trebuie sa recunoastem ca aparatul foto este de multi megapixeli. Dupa cum arata nici la muzeu nu-l mai primeste.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SU9atvxDsII/AAAAAAAAAd8/P7IHWYayiQA/s1600-h/tel_camera.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 361px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SU9atvxDsII/AAAAAAAAAd8/P7IHWYayiQA/s400/tel_camera.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282540629891723394" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6177604440484994492?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-38395035127423543402008-12-18T21:36:00.002+02:002008-12-18T21:36:39.938+02:00Era o zi superba de vara si indianul se intorcea acasa pe un cal alb, inspumat. In vale indianca spala rufele linistita. Si cum vine indianul in viteza opreste calul chiar pe marginea vaii. Dintr-o data, o roca mare de calcar se desprinde si se rostogoleste pana ajunge la indianca si o face varza, la care indianul:<br />- Sa-mi bag picioarele! E a treia masina de spalat distrusa de calcar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-3839503512742354340?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-56101916569523131382008-12-17T16:54:00.002+02:002009-02-10T15:33:01.367+02:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial;">Profesoara intreaba in clasa : <br />Care este cea mai tare valuta?<br />Unul euro, altul dolarul, altul lira sterlina.<br />Bula raspunde: ciocanul libanez. Profesoara indignata- bine mai bula de unde stii tu ca cea mai tare valuta e ciocanul libanez? De la sora mea doamna invatatoare. A zis ca daca i mai da vreo doua ciocane libanezul isi ia garsoniera...<br /></span><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial;"></span><o:p></o:p></span></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-5610191656952313138?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-4135033083912772422008-12-17T16:54:00.001+02:002008-12-17T16:56:07.897+02:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial;">Profesoara intreaba in clasa : <br />Care este cea mai tare valuta?<br />Unul euro, altul dolarul, altul lira sterlina.<br />Bula raspunde: ciocanul libanez. Profesoara indignata- bine mai bula de unde stii tu ca cea mai tare valuta e ciocanul libanez? De la sora mea doamna invatatoare. A zis ca daca i mai da vreo doua ciocane libanezul isi ia garsoniera...<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial;"></span><o:p></o:p></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-413503308391277242?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-10573032513646413922008-12-17T16:54:00.000+02:002009-02-10T15:33:01.375+02:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial;">Profesoara intreaba in clasa : <br />Care este cea mai tare valuta?<br />Unul euro, altul dolarul, altul lira sterlina.<br />Bula raspunde: ciocanul libanez. Profesoara indignata- bine mai bula de unde stii tu ca cea mai tare valuta e ciocanul libanez? De la sora mea doamna invatatoare. A zis ca daca i mai da vreo doua ciocane libanezul isi ia garsoniera...<br /></span><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial;"></span><o:p></o:p></span></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-1057303251364641392?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-66777122343429646152008-12-17T16:24:00.001+02:002008-12-17T16:25:50.540+02:00<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">De criza: Doi manageri vorbesc. Unul il intreaba pe celalalt:<br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">-Auzi tu iti platesti angajatii? Al doilea spune:<br />-Nu". Tu ii platesti?<br />-Nu, nici eu.<br />- Si vin la munca si ai tai, nu?<br />- Da vin si ai mei. -Stii ceva?<br />In cazul asta ar trebui sa le cerem o taxa de intrare in firma.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6677712234342964615?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-44745566294071889632008-12-16T12:20:00.004+02:002008-12-16T12:31:29.017+02:00Visine dezosate..<br />Averi grija la oase. Noroc ca visinele acestea sunt dezosate, asa ca puteti stat linistiti.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SUeB_PtaJRI/AAAAAAAAAdA/MMjMvoqXWCk/s1600-h/dezosat.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SUeB_PtaJRI/AAAAAAAAAdA/MMjMvoqXWCk/s400/dezosat.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280332011663926546" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4474556629407188963?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-88056920785922080912008-12-16T12:17:00.002+02:002008-12-16T12:18:35.869+02:00Fiti atenti la ce cumparati, pentru ca puteti sa aveti surprize.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SUeAMyZD7LI/AAAAAAAAAc4/9nuc1pHO-Mg/s1600-h/cur.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SUeAMyZD7LI/AAAAAAAAAc4/9nuc1pHO-Mg/s400/cur.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280330045288869042" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8805692078592208091?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-35231134121599091852008-12-16T12:10:00.001+02:002008-12-16T12:15:05.327+02:00Uite ca am vazut-o si pe asta. Covrig drive...si ce coada este...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SUd-9oh5bdI/AAAAAAAAAcw/a5PNx3ZBE9s/s1600-h/drive.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SUd-9oh5bdI/AAAAAAAAAcw/a5PNx3ZBE9s/s400/drive.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280328685431909842" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-3523113412159909185?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-69475481312771814582008-12-16T12:10:00.000+02:002009-02-10T15:33:01.387+02:00Uite ca am vazut-o si pe asta. Covrig drive...si ce coada este...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SUd-9oh5bdI/AAAAAAAAAcw/a5PNx3ZBE9s/s1600-h/drive.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SUd-9oh5bdI/AAAAAAAAAcw/a5PNx3ZBE9s/s400/drive.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280328685431909842" border="0"></a><br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6947548131277181458?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-2477350491514671982008-12-16T12:07:00.002+02:002008-12-16T12:07:50.211+02:00Sotul vine acasa foarte tarziu si, ca sa nu-l certe sotia, se hotareste sa-i traga o partida de sex oral. Se furiseaza in dormitor, se baga sub plapuma si trece la treaba... Dupa ce rezolva problema, da sa mearga la un dus si ramane perplex cand o vede pe sotia iesind din baie. - Tu cum ai ajuns aici?!?... striga el. - Nu mai striga, ca o trezesti pe mama!...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-247735049151467198?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-75338848748548085852008-11-24T17:40:00.003+02:002008-11-24T17:43:23.089+02:00Bar...<br />Acest bar trebuie sa fie plin de femei. Dar mai mult ca sigur este plin de toti betivii de pe pamint. La ce l-a dus mintea pe patron.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrLC6NBWFI/AAAAAAAAAYs/ZriOfpjnmkY/s1600-h/fertilitatea.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrLC6NBWFI/AAAAAAAAAYs/ZriOfpjnmkY/s400/fertilitatea.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272249564634634322" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7533884874854808585?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-48003188363413303882008-11-24T17:39:00.001+02:002008-11-24T17:40:03.920+02:00OA...<br />No Comment...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrKsrWQyWI/AAAAAAAAAYk/Tlvy3Avq9qs/s1600-h/oa.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrKsrWQyWI/AAAAAAAAAYk/Tlvy3Avq9qs/s400/oa.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272249182689741154" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4800318836341330388?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-83475388245898865012008-11-24T17:34:00.003+02:002008-11-24T17:38:04.209+02:00Reduceri...<br />Feriti-va de aceste reduceri mai ales in perioada de mari reduceri. Atit primim cind cautam sa facem cumparaturi ieftine.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrJoFTTMXI/AAAAAAAAAYc/fJAiAxwi5fg/s1600-h/reduceri.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrJoFTTMXI/AAAAAAAAAYc/fJAiAxwi5fg/s400/reduceri.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272248004245664114" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8347538824589886501?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-76595485407483904112008-11-24T17:30:00.003+02:002008-11-24T17:34:03.410+02:00Animalele...<br />Ce vrei sa gasesti pe rafturile alea mincare pentru ciini. Gindestete mai bine, suntem in Romania unde totul este cu susul in jos.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrIs76l8bI/AAAAAAAAAYU/0a651-RqItA/s1600-h/hrana.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrIs76l8bI/AAAAAAAAAYU/0a651-RqItA/s400/hrana.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272246988113834418" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7659548540748390411?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-2634727455664575892008-11-24T17:22:00.003+02:002008-11-24T17:30:20.311+02:00Fiecare cu sucul lui popriu...<br />Atit iau dus mintea, atit au scris pe eticheta. Speram ca in conserva sa fie si ton nu numai suc propriu.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrIBGfMlZI/AAAAAAAAAYM/EgKX3-I4lYY/s1600-h/ton.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrIBGfMlZI/AAAAAAAAAYM/EgKX3-I4lYY/s400/ton.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272246235037472146" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-263472745566457589?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-25111130833456710192008-11-24T17:19:00.003+02:002008-11-24T17:21:59.200+02:00Fast Food...<br />Fast Food, pentru molii se pare.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrF9nHQYmI/AAAAAAAAAYE/RXx2RumskAY/s1600-h/fastfood.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrF9nHQYmI/AAAAAAAAAYE/RXx2RumskAY/s400/fastfood.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272243976052695650" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-2511113083345671019?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-26554069012304769442008-11-24T17:16:00.002+02:002008-11-24T17:18:20.183+02:00Carutile...<br />Carutile ne maninca sufletul si iata ca le vedem pina si la coada la drive-urile din oras. Asta e tare de tot.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrFTrWbOnI/AAAAAAAAAX8/KYnpSRvMXys/s1600-h/mc.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrFTrWbOnI/AAAAAAAAAX8/KYnpSRvMXys/s400/mc.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272243255635556978" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-2655406901230476944?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-77192945949646000152008-11-24T17:13:00.002+02:002008-11-24T17:16:00.756+02:00Reclama...<br />Cine spunea ca reclama nu este sufletul comertului, iata contrariul. Sef nebun este cel care nu recunoaste asta.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrEwnwjfYI/AAAAAAAAAX0/oTqqDHWoM9k/s1600-h/nebun.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrEwnwjfYI/AAAAAAAAAX0/oTqqDHWoM9k/s400/nebun.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272242653375987074" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7719294594964600015?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-74260354748681521172008-11-24T17:08:00.003+02:002008-11-24T17:13:01.006+02:00Bomboane...<br />Nu mai ai incredere in nimic vizavi de ce cumparam. Dar sa nu luam 'ad-literam' tot ce vedem pe toate etichetele. Oricum super coincidenta intre cuvintul romanesc si cuvintul italienesc.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrDtpWbQYI/AAAAAAAAAXs/B1rEzc4DSOk/s1600-h/basini.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrDtpWbQYI/AAAAAAAAAXs/B1rEzc4DSOk/s400/basini.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272241502752031106" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7426035474868152117?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-87555508850994732762008-11-24T17:03:00.004+02:002008-11-24T17:08:29.158+02:00Pizza...<br />Asa se intimpla in tarile slab dezvoltate, oamenii simpli scriu asa cum aud unele cuvinte. Sau poate nationalismul din noi nu ne lasa se scriem cuvintele straine asa cum trebuies scrise. Una peste alta situatia este comica.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrCvkVOHiI/AAAAAAAAAXk/YT3H1FEwKLg/s1600-h/pita.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SSrCvkVOHiI/AAAAAAAAAXk/YT3H1FEwKLg/s400/pita.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272240436252909090" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8755550885099473276?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-62512658360222306462008-11-17T12:04:00.001+02:002008-11-17T12:05:05.128+02:00Cele 7 minuni din Romania, in perioada ceausista:<br />1. Toata lumea avea de lucru.<br />2. Desi toata lumea avea de lucru, nimeni nu muncea.<br />3. Desi nimeni nu muncea, planul se facea 100 %.<br />4. Desi planul se facea peste 100 %, nu puteai cumpara nimic.<br />5. Desi nu gaseai nimic de cumparat, toata lumea avea de toate.<br />6. Desi toata lumea avea de toate, toti furau.<br />7. Desi toti furau, niciodata nu lipsea nimic.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6251265836022230646?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-41970252617653774622008-11-17T12:03:00.004+02:002008-11-17T12:04:39.051+02:00La tribunal: - Sotul: "Intru in casa si-mi vad femeia in pielea goala pe pat, geamul deschis, ma uit pe geam si vad pe unul in chiloti, alergand. I-au noptiera si arunc dupa el".<br />Sotia: "Era cald. M-am dezbracat, am deschis geamul, vad cum intra dobitocul asta si fara sa zica ceva arunca cu noptiera prin geam".<br />Victima: "Eu sunt sportiv. Alerg in fiecare zi pe acel traseu. Intorc capul si vad cum zboara o noptiera spre mine...".<br />Martorul: "Eu ce treaba am? Stateam si eu linistit in noptiera..."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4197025261765377462?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-88098633225295139722008-11-17T12:03:00.002+02:002008-11-17T12:03:32.667+02:00Un pusti intra in farmacie si intreaba: - Aveti prezervative ?<br />In primul rand, ii raspunde farmacista enervata, prezervativele nu sunt pentru copii si in al doilea rand sa-i spui tatalui tau sa vina singur sa si le cumpere pentru ca sunt de diferite marimi !<br />La care pustiul raspunde: - In primul rand prezervativele nu sunt pentru copii, ci sunt impotriva copiilor, iar in al doilea rand nu o sa-i spun nimic lui tata pentru ca sunt pentru mama, care pleaca in delegatie si nu are cum sa stie marimea...inca...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8809863322529513972?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-73912327398950586552008-11-14T17:14:00.003+02:002008-11-14T17:19:30.413+02:00In Romania...<br />Ce vrei nene asa trebuiesc traduse lucurile in Romania pentru ca altfel nimeni nu intelege sa nu mai fure. Oricum nu intelege nimeni.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SR2WXiqYitI/AAAAAAAAAWM/pSWj0nWmchw/s1600-h/romania.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SR2WXiqYitI/AAAAAAAAAWM/pSWj0nWmchw/s400/romania.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268532470279080658" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7391232739895058655?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-83610177722836493072008-11-14T17:08:00.003+02:002008-11-14T17:11:09.643+02:00MeC...<br />Asa o fi inceput si cel din America, un chiosc obosit o reclama colorata. Uitati-va ce lista de meniu are acest fast food 'de periferie din provincie de la tara'.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SR2UgF4IfNI/AAAAAAAAAV8/yhJUmajEgmI/s1600-h/mc.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SR2UgF4IfNI/AAAAAAAAAV8/yhJUmajEgmI/s400/mc.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268530418147687634" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8361017772283649307?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-25830678324040600352008-11-14T17:02:00.002+02:002008-11-14T17:05:17.749+02:00Rahat...<br />Atit gindesc atit muncesc. Asta e din 'putul gindirii la romani'. Si pofta buna, daca mai aveti.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SR2TUL5-ZYI/AAAAAAAAAV0/7lE7YAJy3NQ/s1600-h/rahat.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SR2TUL5-ZYI/AAAAAAAAAV0/7lE7YAJy3NQ/s400/rahat.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268529114095969666" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-2583067832404060035?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-71163350755390014842008-11-14T16:58:00.003+02:002008-11-14T17:01:33.588+02:00Microsoft...<br />Asta da reprezentanta deschisa la noi in urbe. Si ce succes are, nu mai are nimic de vinzare, e gol golut. Te doare capul ce idei au unii mai glumeti decit altii.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SR2SIYdQkBI/AAAAAAAAAVs/0pq7E-q9b9o/s1600-h/chiosc.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SR2SIYdQkBI/AAAAAAAAAVs/0pq7E-q9b9o/s400/chiosc.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268527811795128338" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7116335075539001484?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-48105197815185181352008-11-10T14:45:00.003+02:002008-11-10T14:48:06.448+02:00Baseball...<br />Super poza...a surprins cel mai misto moment posibil. Oare unde se opreste bita de baseball.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRgtF4v06iI/AAAAAAAAAVM/otQ05-9QR54/s1600-h/baseball.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRgtF4v06iI/AAAAAAAAAVM/otQ05-9QR54/s400/baseball.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267009343365376546" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4810519781518518135?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-9609828967144768352008-11-10T14:43:00.001+02:002008-11-10T14:44:50.426+02:00Orgasm...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRgslJciW8I/AAAAAAAAAVE/B8qJWf4_f3A/s1600-h/orgasm.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRgslJciW8I/AAAAAAAAAVE/B8qJWf4_f3A/s400/orgasm.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267008780912188354" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-960982896714476835?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-57692111074480445352008-11-10T14:41:00.001+02:002008-11-10T14:42:21.605+02:00O tipa si un tip la prima conversatie.<br /><br />Ea se prezinta:<br />- Ma cheama Carmen!<br />- Ce nume frumos, mama dvs. a avut inspiratie cand vi l-a dat!<br />- Nu, mi l-am dat singura, pentru ca imi plac masinile si barbatii… Car… Men…<br />Mai stau ei de vorba cat mai stau, ea intreaba:<br />- Dar pe tine cum te cheama?<br />- Beerfuck!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-5769211107448044535?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-50626330246009761682008-11-10T14:41:00.000+02:002009-02-10T15:33:01.407+02:00O tipa si un tip la prima conversatie.<br /><br />Ea se prezinta:<br />- Ma cheama Carmen!<br />- Ce nume frumos, mama dvs. a avut inspiratie cand vi l-a dat!<br />- Nu, mi l-am dat singura, pentru ca imi plac masinile si barbatii… Car… Men…<br />Mai stau ei de vorba cat mai stau, ea intreaba:<br />- Dar pe tine cum te cheama?<br />- Beerfuck!<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-5062633024600976168?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-15757100320654144722008-11-10T14:37:00.002+02:002008-11-10T14:39:39.311+02:00Vacanta...<br />Oferte de vacanta adaptate cu viitoarea noastra putere de cumparare.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRgrUg-d-_I/AAAAAAAAAU8/ndI7ot_bf-g/s1600-h/vacanta.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 249px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRgrUg-d-_I/AAAAAAAAAU8/ndI7ot_bf-g/s400/vacanta.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267007395659119602" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-1575710032065414472?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-78858952067472314812008-11-04T17:35:00.002+02:002008-11-04T17:36:00.311+02:00"Stimati angajati,<br /><br />Va rugam sa recoltati si sa predati fiecare la departamentul resurse umane 2 ml. de sange si 2 g . fecale, deoarece dorim sa stabilim daca aveti munca in sange sau va cacati pe ea.<br /><br />CONDUCEREA"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7885895206747231481?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-2746350825633799852008-11-04T12:39:00.001+02:002008-11-04T12:40:05.105+02:00Reclama...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRAmX80ry-I/AAAAAAAAAU0/RISZHYN0vJI/s1600-h/dinti.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRAmX80ry-I/AAAAAAAAAU0/RISZHYN0vJI/s400/dinti.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264750157302057954" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-274635082563379985?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-61691507227002304292008-11-04T12:36:00.004+02:002008-11-04T12:39:09.013+02:00Cariera...<br />Ce metoda mai traznita puteau sa gaseasca germanii de a arata ca exista o singura metoda de a face cariera. Luati aminte...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRAluDYmccI/AAAAAAAAAUs/gmGQiFi1JGw/s1600-h/cariera.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRAluDYmccI/AAAAAAAAAUs/gmGQiFi1JGw/s400/cariera.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264749437508809154" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6169150722700230429?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-70719529535367779822008-11-04T12:33:00.002+02:002008-11-04T12:36:04.891+02:00Cretini...<br />Asta se intimpla cind te anturezi cu cine nu trebuie. Bei pina nu mai poti si cind te trezesti, surpriza arati ca un clown idiot. Poate ca si meriti asta...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRAlGnACOAI/AAAAAAAAAUk/CSTpSPhst-c/s1600-h/awake.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 189px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SRAlGnACOAI/AAAAAAAAAUk/CSTpSPhst-c/s400/awake.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264748759874680834" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7071952953536777982?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-30105558154075125212008-11-04T09:23:00.003+02:002008-11-04T09:39:51.657+02:00Chelie...<br />La ce ii duce mintea pe unii 'corporatisti'. Oricum sa nu va ginditi ca o sa vedeti pe undeva asa ceva. Poza e 'funny', si sunt mai multe cu 'fete' din astea.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQ_4msA7YrI/AAAAAAAAAUc/ToOvc5opzxE/s1600-h/chelie.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQ_4msA7YrI/AAAAAAAAAUc/ToOvc5opzxE/s400/chelie.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264699832953168562" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-3010555815407512521?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-43076124685472069742008-10-31T17:26:00.002+02:002008-10-31T17:28:15.123+02:00Sutiene...<br />Poate spala pentru tot satul...sau poate nu.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQsjxg6c3fI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/LCtYjrRKQfs/s1600-h/sutiene.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 254px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQsjxg6c3fI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/LCtYjrRKQfs/s400/sutiene.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263339923068214770" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-4307612468547206974?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-10083006958537250802008-10-31T17:21:00.003+02:002008-10-31T17:26:42.231+02:00Retea...<br />Cu totii ne intrebam unde urca muncitorul acela si de ce. Nu prea vad eu cum ar putea s-o scoata la capat. Dar ca intotdeauna poti sa mai adaugi un fir la 'cosmarul' de acolo.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQsio50YINI/AAAAAAAAAUI/tyLIaKa9KuM/s1600-h/retea.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQsio50YINI/AAAAAAAAAUI/tyLIaKa9KuM/s400/retea.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263338675623174354" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-1008300695853725080?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-78473132191256786432008-10-31T17:19:00.002+02:002008-10-31T17:21:36.928+02:00O discutie intre 2 copii in camera lor. Baietelul catre fetita:<br />- Ce-i vei cere lui Mos Craciun anul acesta?<br />F: O papusica Barbie , dar tu ?<br />B: Eu ii voi cere un Tampax !<br />F: Tampax ? Ce e asta ?<br />B: ...habar n-am , dar zic astia la televizor ca daca-l folosesti poti merge la plaja in fiecare zi, sa mergi cu bicicleta , piscina, sa dansezi , sa alergi , sa faci o multime de lucruri ....fara ca nimeni sa-si dea seama !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7847313219125678643?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-64697959698809199262008-10-31T17:08:00.003+02:002008-10-31T17:19:14.082+02:00Pensiune...<br />Oare fata aia face ce cred barbatii ca face. E bine...NU, pentru ca e cu un scaun mai aproape de cel care a facut poza.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQsfds-DQcI/AAAAAAAAAUA/FT6PE7T-_Jo/s1600-h/pensiune.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQsfds-DQcI/AAAAAAAAAUA/FT6PE7T-_Jo/s400/pensiune.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263335184660644290" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-6469795969880919926?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-140863224290529032008-10-31T17:04:00.001+02:002008-10-31T17:07:17.017+02:00Intra Bula in dormitorul parintilor unde il surprinde pe tatal sau gol asezat pe marginea patului incercand sa-si puna un prezervativ.<br />Surprins de prezenta fiului in usa dormitorului tatal lui Bula se rusineaza si se face ca se uita sub pat, acoperindu-si astfel zona cu problema...<br />Bula: Ce faci tata ?<br />Tatal: Aaaa, am impresia ca e un sobolan sub pat !!!!<br />Bula: Si cu protexul ce, vrei sa-l f..ti sau ce ??!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-14086322429052903?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-35058105381718862102008-10-31T17:00:00.003+02:002008-10-31T17:04:27.704+02:00WC...<br />Multe WC-uri deschise fara cabina mai sunt...Nici nu vreau sa ma gindesc ce hazna e acolo. Corajos omul ala ca a intrat acolo. Sa vedem cum scoate apa de acolo.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQsdt-WAuFI/AAAAAAAAAT4/rqd3GnY60JE/s1600-h/closet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 303px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQsdt-WAuFI/AAAAAAAAAT4/rqd3GnY60JE/s400/closet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263333265179195474" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-3505810538171886210?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-82341306557421575032008-10-31T16:52:00.002+02:002008-10-31T16:54:47.278+02:00<div id="gallery"> <div id="foto" style="display: none;" class="gallery_items"> <a href="javascript:void(0);" onmousedown="slide(95,'1','450');"><img src="http://cotidianul.ro/images/gallery_left.gif" class="arr_left" /></a> <div class="OLayer"> <div id="PLayer1" style="width: 0px; position: absolute;"> </div> </div> <a href="javascript:void(0);" onmousedown="slide(-95,'1','450');"><img src="http://cotidianul.ro/images/gallery_right.gif" class="arr_right" /></a> </div> <div id="video" style="display: none;" class="gallery_items"> <a href="javascript:void(0);" onmousedown="slide(95,'2','450');"><img src="http://cotidianul.ro/images/gallery_left.gif" class="arr_left" /></a> <div class="OLayer"> <div id="PLayer2" style="width: 0px; position: absolute;"> </div> </div> <a href="javascript:void(0);" onmousedown="slide(-95,'2','450');"><img src="http://cotidianul.ro/images/gallery_right.gif" class="arr_right" /></a> </div> <div id="audio" style="display: none;" class="gallery_items"> <a href="javascript:void(0);" onmousedown="slide(95,'3','450');"><img src="http://cotidianul.ro/images/gallery_left.gif" class="arr_left" /></a> <div class="OLayer"> <div id="PLayer3" style="width: 0px; position: absolute;"> </div> </div> <a href="javascript:void(0);" onmousedown="slide(-95,'3','450');"><img src="http://cotidianul.ro/images/gallery_right.gif" class="arr_right" /></a> </div> </div> <div class="spacer10">- Cum se saluta mai nou stelistii? 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Cin-cin<br /><br />si toate aste dupa partida de fotbal cu Lyon (3-5)...<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-8234130655742157503?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-57975408843792538622008-10-24T13:29:00.001+03:002008-10-24T13:30:03.948+03:00Retard...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQGjlZj4k2I/AAAAAAAAATg/lUd9Q-DZIhk/s1600-h/retard.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQGjlZj4k2I/AAAAAAAAATg/lUd9Q-DZIhk/s400/retard.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260665702657332066" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-5797540884379253862?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-23499760071580285672008-10-24T13:25:00.002+03:002008-10-24T13:26:54.216+03:00Oaia...<br />Ce nebuna sa vopseasca oaia in roz. Oricum trebuie sa recunoasteti ca este destul de hazlie poza.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQGinsdkMcI/AAAAAAAAATY/ZYUxjqMqGHk/s1600-h/oaia.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQGinsdkMcI/AAAAAAAAATY/ZYUxjqMqGHk/s400/oaia.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260664642579214786" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-2349976007158028567?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802111640516860857.post-71440656413575452192008-10-24T13:06:00.003+03:002008-10-24T13:24:59.199+03:00Pussy...<br />D-asta nu avem 'pussy' pentru ca ne gindim la alceva, in speta la razboaie. Vai si ce 'pussy' puteam sa avem...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQGeLSP-BbI/AAAAAAAAATQ/gdSuRjLdKFI/s1600-h/pussy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0uokoJaOhrs/SQGeLSP-BbI/AAAAAAAAATQ/gdSuRjLdKFI/s400/pussy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260659756460017074" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8802111640516860857-7144065641357545219?l=hazuliu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stiutotnoreply@blogger.com0